Important Sheeple
Dane Heimann
Admin, Creator, Owner, and Founder of Dane Club
I made Dane Club about 2 years ago while I was playing Fortnite with a couple of friends. After many invites and pleads, I managed to get around 8 people to join. I recently got into website designing and all that jazz, so when the thought popped into my head that I could expand Dane Club as a website, something inside me clicked and I went to work. The end product is this beautiful website that you are now browsing upon. â˜
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Tanner Elliott
Co-Admin of Dane Club
After I saw Tanner on the street, crying like a helpless manchild, I decided that I would help him. I fed him, bathed him, clothed him, and most importantly hired him. After about 15 minutes of working for the company, I realized that I had made the right choice.
Our Team
The Passion Behind the Business
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Barack Obama
Manager
Since joining Dane Club, Barack Obama has played a crucial role in the continued success of the business. Their exceptional skill set, true passion, and creativity have inspired massive growth. And he is black.
Rick Astley
Assistant Manager
After a thriving career in many different businesses, Dane Club was pleased to welcome Rick Astley to the team. As a motivated, results-oriented collaborator, they’ve helped to make us what we are today. A great thing about Rick is that he is never gonna give you up.
Danny DeVito
Customer Service Representative
Danny DeVito is an essential part of the team and has been with Dane Club since the very beginning. As our Customer Service Representative, they’ve worked with and helped countless customers to ensure complete satisfaction.